Thursday, April 26, 2012

New Geeky Hobby

Hey guys. Good tutorial on how to recap our adventures.  We can get Dave to do the commentary using this guy's accent.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Battle at the (Bar) T Intersection 4/16/2012

YYells, let’s kill them all and does a rapid shot. two missed and one hit, (10pts damage) and fourth shot misses. Y’s hawk flies 120 ft above the battle. Y takes a five foot step away.

initiative order: Y M P D them .

the female human (cross of palor) says “let’s not fight, let’s talk this out!”

Y. . and M feel she’s a scared female.

Prolth feels she’s a lying bitch.

Mad races behind the human woman and says, Yeah, let’s not fight, let’s talk.” and slams his great ax into her soft beautiful flesh. (22 damage) she screams in pain.

P. pulls his mace and misses with a 12 then stays there and screams like a little girl. “I’ll get you my big pretty.”

D. had thunderous roar spell ready. Can get warrior , half-ling and magic user. wiz. takes full brunt of damage. fighter and wizard knocked over. they all take some damage. dam is 11 pts. wiz. takes full 11 pts and others take five pts of damage. and D changes into the Dire Tiger and stands over the warrior.

they go: female next to prolth steps back 5 ft. and casts and disappears.

D. does a spell check and finds she did invisibility. (Ya think?)

Warrior stands up which produces an attack of opportunity from D (dire tiger) (27 misses the warrior) Warrior draws sword and swings it at tiger head. critical hit on D. dire tiger. double dam. with a long sword. (37 pts dam.)
Halfling tumbles away and shoots blowpipe at madd.
Wiz (still prone) does a lightning bolt and tries to hit D. P.
P. dodges the bolt but D gets hit (34pts of dam.)

Vernak runs in as a charge with no weapon and tries to punch the wizard on the ground but misses.
new round:

Y: shoots halfling twice for 12 pts of dam. but halfling makes the poison dc check.

M: goes behind warrior and swings great ax and misses with a 28.

female casts confusion on P. and D. (will save P. 16 , D. 28) P. fails. feels confused doesn’t know what to do.

Hlfling. does blowpipe, five foot step away from Mad into the bush and blows Mad twice (hehe). second one is a hit. mad fails his fort. save and takes 72 pts of dam. !!!!!!!!

wizard does snow cone, or ice cone (whatever) and gets D. who is reduced to zero hp. !!!!


this could be the end. it don’t look good for us..

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Never trust a stranger...

How Prolth wanted to look:




















How he ended up looking:
















Sigh... :)

Monday, April 2, 2012

Battle with the monks at the crossroads

Ydenzyk casts fell the greatest foe on himself.
DroGANas changes into a dire tiger and casts stone skin on himself.
The monks attack with flying kicks. They are so lame.
Madak rages and attacks a minion, chopping him twice and bloodying him.
Prolth hits for a mighty 28 dmg with a snipe shot.

Ydenzyk shoots four arrows at the leader, the first is deflected, the next two hit and the last misses.
DroGANas does a tiger bite on the leader, goes for a grab and grapples him, then hits with a rake attack, keeping him grappled.
The monk leader tries to break free but cannot, and calls out to the minions in a strange language. The minions then move in to attack DroGANas, flanking him, one misses and another gets a punch in.
Madak gets another strong hit in with his axe and takes down one of the monk minions.
Prolth snipes again for a stunning 27 dmg, proving yet once more his breath-taking prowess with a bow. Not to mention his winning personality, charming musicianship, and superb dance skills.

Ydenzyk fires four arrows at one of the remaining minions, hitting with three while the first arrow was deflected.
DroGANas fails to maintain the grapple and the leader is freed.
The monk leader calls out again in his language, takes a step away, and disappears from sight, catching one final claw attack from DroGANas in the process. The remaining two monks flee the scene, running at a very fast speed up into the mountains.

With the battle won, Prolth steps out and begins speaking with Vernak. Vernak expresses his admiration at our having bested the very monks he was thinking to join.
Ydenzyk then fires arrows at the backs of the fleeing monk minions, and takes one down.
DroGANAs then changes into an eagle and flies at maximum speed towards the final monk who is still running away. He makes it to a position above the monk.

Madak comes across to speak with Prolth and Vernak, saying that he isn't even wounded and needs a stronger foe.
Prolth tells Vernak that he should study with Madak to learn how to fight, and Vernak agrees. Madak then offers to teach him and Vernak asks to join the party. Madak, Prolth, and Ydenzyk assent. The four of them all have a nice chat.

Meanwhile, DroGANas casts flame strike on the fleeing monk and hits with excellent damage but not enough to bloody him. The monk continues to sprint. DroGANas attacks with another flame strike but the monk makes the reflex save and takes no damage. DroGANas continues to follow and hits the monk with a moonbolt, draining 8 points of strength damage. The monk, however, manages to maintain his current speed. DroGANas follows.