Tuesday, June 5, 2012


6/ 5/ 12  The Cube of Ragnar and the Concubine 

they are all readied in action. 

new round.

Y. is first remains hidden. 
P. licks D’s talons. 
M. relays P.’s information and moves closer toward the dropped bad (60 ft away) where D. dropped it before rescuing doggy P from the fighter. 

D flies down and returns to human form and says, “Hold, we agree to your terms but we need to heal up and we can agree to your terms tomorrow.”

the woman doesn’t think D’s telling the truth. and questions him.  and the offer stands, but we have a short time to heal up. 

half elf sorcer explains the cube of Ragna. 
fighter, diviner, soceress, deamon, concubine, rogue.

out of rounds so M’s fatigue has ended.  

halfling says we need information so if letting them heal would help them win then we could get the information.  

socerer turns to female cleric and speaks in draconic. female says , if each of you leave your most precious magical item with us we will scry on you and come back here and meet you in the morning. 
Y. thinks to D and D says we will do this if you change our friend back and casts a spell. 
P. is back to normal form.
D. takes off his bone shirt. 
M. takes off his ring of feather fall and hands it over. but it gets refused.  M gives up his belt of giant strength. 
P. gives up his gloves of dex. Y. gives his ring of camelon power. but they want his comp . long bow. but settle for gloves of dex. then the crew touch each other on the shoulders and disappear. 

P says he’ll take the first watch. 
Y. survival check. 30 
we get berries and M. gets a ganaberry (like a pig).
P. is a bit messed up. 

camp out for the night. Vernak’s body and monks are getting smelly. survival check turned up various tracks of various beasts. 
D. says lets build a pire. M and Y build a pire for all the monks and Vernak. 

they were disciples of the bitter cold.  we won’t burn their furs or boots which are keeping up warm.  

P. sneaks away during his first watch. D wakes up and can’t find P so wakes up Y and M. 

Y rolls 31. we think for P to come back but he doesn’t want to come back.  

P. comes back and says he was only fooling. 

5;30 in the morning.
morning comes and the day is gray and overcast. the funeral fire is burnt our and there is an oily residue on the ground. 

a few hours pass teleported into the intersection is the crew. no wounds on them at all. holding a sack, the halfling, and tosses the sack on the ground and we put our items back on. 

they ask if we healed ourselves. and we say yes. 

mad. stands behind the cube as to be flanking the being. 

P calls the cube to him and draws it out and (rolls a five) and a beautiful woman comes out with a dagger dripping with a black ooze. 

initiative. Y 19 , D 20 , M. 7, P. 14. 
she gets 14. 

D Y P female M 

D does a pounce. first att. 35 second att. 35. third att 26 all hits. damage: 63 total. bits and hind legs rake down her thigh and belly. and she bleeds a lot and moans. 
Y. shoots 4 arrows at her. first 29, 33, 32, 20.  three hits 2d6 . dam. 19, 10, 15= 44 dam. arrows in gut, shoulder and last into her eye socket. and she screams and her body disappears back into the cube. 

socerer tells P. he must ask her , where is the fabled treasure of King Eclastes? 
concubine’s face is visible in the cube. 

she answers: it is burried at the southern most tip of the fallen lands. burried within the catacombs of the tribe of the Naeta. Halfling is writing this down. 
her face resets to the concubine’s place in the cupe. sorcerer says put it back in the bag. Y. says throw it at them and P does. 
socerer calls out in draconic, cover your eyes. socerer covers her eyes . cleric covers his eyes, halfling covers his eyes and fighter sees it. out of cube, a mist comes out of the cube in leather armor and wielding two short swords (a rogue). 
P. messages, lets attack them. 
cube is 30 ft away from them. 

initiative to be rolled. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Prolth Becomes the UGLIEST Little Dog in the World!!!!


Prolth Becomes the UGLIEST Little Dog in the World!!!!

Game Date:  May 29th.

D flies up and away and we all retreat. 
Y mental messages we should retreat NW and meet up and heal up.

M starts to run that way and  we all start to go NW. 

the woman heals up her elf wizard companion .  the warrior ran very close 50 ft. away. halfling 100 ft. (bloodied). wizard is at pace with P. 
D is observing them and relaying their movements to us. 
Y heals M for 14 hp. with the wand. 
P hits wizard for 45 hp of damage. 

D cast stoneskin on himself. D changes ‘bite of ware tiger ‘ for cure serious (gets back 83 hp). and moves to a height of 220.  

Fighter gets next to P and drawing out a rope from a bag at his side. 

Magic user (bloodied) casts a spell on himself.
woman gets 120 closer to P. 50 ft away.
little dude gets to P and gets out a rope. 
NEW ROUND>

Y heals M extra 23 pts. says start moving back 40 ft back to P. 
M tries to keep up with Y and drinks FLY. (60ft. movement) 
P. confused, will save (62. flee away from caster). will save (20 which fails). 1,2,3 confusion. 4,5,6 command. the roll is a 3, so he flees. 
fighter punches P and gets a 23 which is NOT a hit. 
Halfling punches at P 29 which is a HIT, 2pts damage. 

D. drinks resist energy FIRE. flies 220ft. up  and 25ft. on their Right hand side. 
Halfling and Fighter flanking and keep up with P. fighter’s strength is still reduced -12. fighter has breast plate and boots of springing and striding. fighter’s move is impeaded by his heavy armor. med. ... (I didn't catch the rest of this) 

woman moves quadruple movement,  120 ft away from P. 

wiz, fighter and halfling runs next to P.

they are 370 ft away from Y . Y heals M to 99 hp.  and Y moves 30 ft. M drinks Barkskin (plus 4 to AC) when rage finishes AC will be 26.  
P: rolls confusion , will, 31. attack caster with weapons.   P. shoots arrows at woman (caster): first 31 and 28 on second. 28 misses.  damage is 12. not bloodied. 
figher and halfling misses punches. wizard wacks at P with staff. P ac is 28 so he misses. 

D: casts stoneskin on himself. 220ft high and flies same distance as M is flying. 

fighter attacks on P to get rope around him. grapples P. grapple check succeeds. halfling gets rope on P. grapple check. 28. P gets away. 

wizard says , "what’s going on, this is too dangerous.", in gnomish , "I will incapacitate him and we can use him later." hits P with spell from staff. P fortitude save is 19 which fails. P is turned into a small mangy dog like a miniture poodle.  doesn’t  lose his mind as per partial will save. 
 Y heals M to 121. M’s rage disappears  hp drops to 116 but M drinks bear’s endurance and hp goes to 140.  
P does will save for command 18 , fail.  confused 54, flee away from caster as top speed.  
fighter tries to catch ugly, mangy, little doggy P. 
the halfling grabs P and P is grappled. 
woman casts a heal on socerer, magic user. 
Y. moves 80 ft. closer. 210. 
M. flies 180 movement. 
P. confusion finished.  can’t sqwarm out. 
D swoops in at tremendous speed and pick up the mangy little REALLY ugly doggy P. D rolls 17 and pulls P out of halflings hands and is next to the halfling. 

Monday, May 28, 2012

Dire Straits

Adjusted


Droganas AC26? Bear Wildshape,                                                                         [99] /36hp BLOODIED 
Maddak ,AC 19 raging x rounds?, , Att.24/19/14/9 Dam.1d12+17                             [130hp] /40hp BLOODIED
Prolth, AC28 Conf. x rounds - 5?, Command. x1 rnds.? (Sav.Throw/round),               [89hp] /77hp 
Red.Size x1 rnds.?   
Ydenzyk  AC27 53 Hide - sniping -20?                                                                   [75hp] /74hp


Who is fleeing? Brendan can we get the last picture of the action on the blog?

Check out these old school D&D figs. I've seen the wizard on the left in a lot of artwork.


Also I bought Stromm!







Thursday, April 26, 2012

New Geeky Hobby

Hey guys. Good tutorial on how to recap our adventures.  We can get Dave to do the commentary using this guy's accent.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Battle at the (Bar) T Intersection 4/16/2012

YYells, let’s kill them all and does a rapid shot. two missed and one hit, (10pts damage) and fourth shot misses. Y’s hawk flies 120 ft above the battle. Y takes a five foot step away.

initiative order: Y M P D them .

the female human (cross of palor) says “let’s not fight, let’s talk this out!”

Y. . and M feel she’s a scared female.

Prolth feels she’s a lying bitch.

Mad races behind the human woman and says, Yeah, let’s not fight, let’s talk.” and slams his great ax into her soft beautiful flesh. (22 damage) she screams in pain.

P. pulls his mace and misses with a 12 then stays there and screams like a little girl. “I’ll get you my big pretty.”

D. had thunderous roar spell ready. Can get warrior , half-ling and magic user. wiz. takes full brunt of damage. fighter and wizard knocked over. they all take some damage. dam is 11 pts. wiz. takes full 11 pts and others take five pts of damage. and D changes into the Dire Tiger and stands over the warrior.

they go: female next to prolth steps back 5 ft. and casts and disappears.

D. does a spell check and finds she did invisibility. (Ya think?)

Warrior stands up which produces an attack of opportunity from D (dire tiger) (27 misses the warrior) Warrior draws sword and swings it at tiger head. critical hit on D. dire tiger. double dam. with a long sword. (37 pts dam.)
Halfling tumbles away and shoots blowpipe at madd.
Wiz (still prone) does a lightning bolt and tries to hit D. P.
P. dodges the bolt but D gets hit (34pts of dam.)

Vernak runs in as a charge with no weapon and tries to punch the wizard on the ground but misses.
new round:

Y: shoots halfling twice for 12 pts of dam. but halfling makes the poison dc check.

M: goes behind warrior and swings great ax and misses with a 28.

female casts confusion on P. and D. (will save P. 16 , D. 28) P. fails. feels confused doesn’t know what to do.

Hlfling. does blowpipe, five foot step away from Mad into the bush and blows Mad twice (hehe). second one is a hit. mad fails his fort. save and takes 72 pts of dam. !!!!!!!!

wizard does snow cone, or ice cone (whatever) and gets D. who is reduced to zero hp. !!!!


this could be the end. it don’t look good for us..

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Never trust a stranger...

How Prolth wanted to look:




















How he ended up looking:
















Sigh... :)

Monday, April 2, 2012

Battle with the monks at the crossroads

Ydenzyk casts fell the greatest foe on himself.
DroGANas changes into a dire tiger and casts stone skin on himself.
The monks attack with flying kicks. They are so lame.
Madak rages and attacks a minion, chopping him twice and bloodying him.
Prolth hits for a mighty 28 dmg with a snipe shot.

Ydenzyk shoots four arrows at the leader, the first is deflected, the next two hit and the last misses.
DroGANas does a tiger bite on the leader, goes for a grab and grapples him, then hits with a rake attack, keeping him grappled.
The monk leader tries to break free but cannot, and calls out to the minions in a strange language. The minions then move in to attack DroGANas, flanking him, one misses and another gets a punch in.
Madak gets another strong hit in with his axe and takes down one of the monk minions.
Prolth snipes again for a stunning 27 dmg, proving yet once more his breath-taking prowess with a bow. Not to mention his winning personality, charming musicianship, and superb dance skills.

Ydenzyk fires four arrows at one of the remaining minions, hitting with three while the first arrow was deflected.
DroGANas fails to maintain the grapple and the leader is freed.
The monk leader calls out again in his language, takes a step away, and disappears from sight, catching one final claw attack from DroGANas in the process. The remaining two monks flee the scene, running at a very fast speed up into the mountains.

With the battle won, Prolth steps out and begins speaking with Vernak. Vernak expresses his admiration at our having bested the very monks he was thinking to join.
Ydenzyk then fires arrows at the backs of the fleeing monk minions, and takes one down.
DroGANAs then changes into an eagle and flies at maximum speed towards the final monk who is still running away. He makes it to a position above the monk.

Madak comes across to speak with Prolth and Vernak, saying that he isn't even wounded and needs a stronger foe.
Prolth tells Vernak that he should study with Madak to learn how to fight, and Vernak agrees. Madak then offers to teach him and Vernak asks to join the party. Madak, Prolth, and Ydenzyk assent. The four of them all have a nice chat.

Meanwhile, DroGANas casts flame strike on the fleeing monk and hits with excellent damage but not enough to bloody him. The monk continues to sprint. DroGANas attacks with another flame strike but the monk makes the reflex save and takes no damage. DroGANas continues to follow and hits the monk with a moonbolt, draining 8 points of strength damage. The monk, however, manages to maintain his current speed. DroGANas follows.